Amazing, but true…

A conversation between my coworker and me (white male with an MBA in his mid thirties):

Me:
There is no such a thing as a half Jew, you just are or you are not. Do you understand why?

Coworker:
Well, yes, Jews don’t like New Testament.

Me:
Ok, but why?

Coworker:
They just like Old Testament better.

Me:
Why do you think this is? Do you understand that Jews don’t believe in Jesus?

I think then my grandfather found out that my grandmother just passed away, he looked less stunned. My coworker became tear-eyed; you could actually see the expression of pain on his face. He was so upset because I’m such a nice person, but I will be going to hell.

I’m willing to take my chances (I hope that they play lots of Salsa there). In any case, whenever I might end up, I hope I won’t meet him there.